I overheard Laura telling Emily tonight not to worry because nobody actually died or got hurt in "this" story. After they went to bed, I looked to see what story she was talking about. It was one that she typed up this evening. I'm not sure it was really meant to be a comedy, but when I read it to Todd he laughed and laughed. I don't really have permission to post it, but sometimes forgiveness is easier to get than permission, so here it is...
...Kathleen could anticipate the words before they fell from Prince Matthew’s mouth. “Kathleen, will you marry me?” She drew back scornfully and tossed her head. “Marry you? I should say not!” Flushing with anger, Prince Matthew lept to his feet and drew a jeweled pistol. Crack! Crack! Crack! The glistening chandeliers tinkled as they fell to the stone floor, severed from the vaulted ceilings. Matthew whipped around, aiming for the glistening windows this time. As glass shattered and fell to the ground, Charles and Princess Margaret rushed into the ballroom. “What is going on?!” Charles vaulted over an oak table and swung his fist wildly at the prince’s head. As his fist contacted flesh, there was a nasty crunching noise, and Prince Matthew fell, unconscious, to the ground. Margaret screamed and sank into a dead faint, knocking a candle off the table as she fell. The flames tore at her hair, and she vanished in an instant, leaving only a crumpled pile of ash to mark her final resting place. Kathleen lept backwards, trying to avoid the hungry flames. In her terror, she missed her mark and flew through the broken window. Charles stood, stunned, and listened to his sister’s screams as she tumbled down from the fifth story. Weeping in anguish, he turned to leave the room, but saw the inert body of his best friend, Prince Matthew, laying at his feet. He gingerly knelt to check his pulse. There was none. Suddenly Charles’s body was wracked with unimaginable pain. In his final moments, he recalled the family history of violent heart attacks, but was already dead before he had time to peruse that train of thought...........
Go to the next page for the next part of this riveting story.
MOM!!! Bobby’s been playing with my paper doll castle again! AHHHHHH! He has the matches out!!! He burned up Princess Margaret and my ballroom is ruined! WHAM! SLAP! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!